Alexander Technique Couch

The Alexander Technique couch.

People ask: What is the best couch, from the Alexander Technique perspective? Well, here it is! This is the first Alexander Technique teacher approved couch. And the best part? You can make it yourself! How, you ask? Simple! Start with a couch, and add a chair!

All you need is a hacksaw, duct tape, some relatively clean bandages, and pain medication.

Sofa, so good!

You no longer have to worry about sinking deep into the sofa, and slumping. With the Alexander Technique approved couch, you can utilize the Alexander Technique concept of oppositions. Your sit bones can release down, while the rest of your body moves up. Recline comfortably, without hurting your neck or back.

Take a moment to picture yourself sitting on this couch. Beautiful, right?

Getting up from this couch is a cinch too. The hard surface helps give you the ‘up’ you need, so it’s easy to change the channel when the remote gets beer-soaked.

Stylish! It even comes with the ash tray and a few butts (as pictured.) So place your butt on one of these babies, and you’ll never go back to a traditional couch again!

The Alexander Technique approved Love Seat.

Did you notice the Alexander Technique teacher approved love-seat on the right?  You’ll love this seat! (Partially pictured because the goat had an accident.) It’s comfortable, it can store a six pack under the cushion, and it has a convenient place to stash your meth.

If you don’t want to make the couch yourself, you can order it pre-made. And the price is great! You get the couch, the love seat, 17 Alexander Technique lessons, the ash tray, the butts, a used copy of Man’s Supreme Intelligence (with the question marks in the margins erased,) the beer, the meth, and the stench, all for less than six thousand dollars! But wait, there’s more! If you order right now, we’ll throw in the Alexander Technique Inhibition Clock, which slows down five minutes every hour. Never be early again!

You’ll be the envy of your neighborhood, or at least your old friends from the cell-block. Don’t inhibit! Order today!

Mark Josefsberg-Alexander Technique NYC